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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dexter eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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