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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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