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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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