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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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