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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Charlie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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