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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Alfie eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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