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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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