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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Alfie eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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