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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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