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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Kirk eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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