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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rex eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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