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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rex eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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