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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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