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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Sugar eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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