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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Izzy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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