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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Minnie eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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