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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Maya eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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