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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Pepper eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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