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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Stella eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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