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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Oscar eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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