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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Yoda eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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