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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Murphy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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