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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Murphy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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