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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Thor eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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