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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dexter eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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