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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Widget eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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