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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Simpkins eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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