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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Jenkins eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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