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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Buddy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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