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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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