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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Daisy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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