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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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