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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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