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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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