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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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