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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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