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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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