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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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