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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Alfie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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