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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Molly eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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