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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Molly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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