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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Frodo eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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