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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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