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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Akira eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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