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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Kirk eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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