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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rex eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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