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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Maya eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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