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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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