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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rocky eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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