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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Sparky eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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