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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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