Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Widget eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.