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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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