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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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