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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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