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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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